SNOOP DOGG IS IN DA HIZZOUSE
A rose by any other name n' shit
An exciting development in the wonderifical world of the online, Snoop Doggy Dogg has introduced a useful new translation device: Tha Shizzolator. Learn how to communicate with denizens of the ghetto by transforming your favorite white rock songs into colorful urban terminology. For instance, this verse from Dio's "Holy Diver":
Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'til you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right
Race fo' da morning
Yo' ass can hide in da sizzle 'til yo' ass see da light
Oh we gots to pray that shiznit's all right
Or spice up your marital relations with classical verse:
Observe how Eros works his magic spizzles,
And how all love-sick mortals tha dude compels, know what I'm sayin'?
What are you waiting for? Get yo ass on da innernet an' Shizzolate that shit!