Komedy Koven

Friday, April 26, 2002
Are you obsessive-compulsive?

8. Are you putting off a) getting a tolerable car, b) traveling in Europe, or c) having a massive growth removed from your neck until some imaginary point in the distant future when you'll have loads of money, and, strangely enough, will also look far younger and more attractive?

From what may be my new favorite blog.

Man, I am totally going to start playing golf

If it means I can win trophies like this.


Christopher Walken (note: not his real blog) has agreed to star in a Disney movie based on an attraction at one of their theme parks. Not kidding.

Wednesday, April 24, 2002

The until-now silent Muppet Majority has spoken. How to convert the non-believer, Step 1: wrap dissenter in red fur. Step 2: affix googly eyes. Step 3: shove your fist up his ass. Step 4: sing pretty little songs in falsetto. Step 5: giggle and shake uncontrollably. You're now on the way to victory. God Bless America.

Monday, April 22, 2002
KOMEDY KOVEN's "Don't Look Back: The Strawberry Jackson Story" screens at the Dinkytowner TONITE for DV-CINEMA!

The Apple Macintosh, Pokemon, PBS -- all tools of Satan according to Dr. Richard Paley. You've seen Apple's "Think Different" ad campaign? Here's what this guy has to say about it: "The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!"

Sunday, April 21, 2002
O Canada!

I am in Canada for the next couple of days. Full report upon my return. - Dr. Girl

we take off our pants... so you don't have to.