Hey! How much torque does your dildo machine have?
That's right ladies, why bring home boytoys
every night when you can plug in one of these
Sneak Preview: Mix Tape Genius!
You've heard rumors of this top-secret news story. You know, about a certain mix tape wunderkind, Grad Wombish. The Komedy Koven has obtained an unauthorized rough cut
so that you
, dear Kovenite, can be the first on your block in-the-know. Try that on your e-mac.