Komedy Koven

Thursday, September 12, 2002
Nick Nolte on the booze again
God I love this photo. "Police say the actor's car was weaving, and that he appeared ''droopy-eyed'' and ''drooling''. [Entertainment Weekly]

Wednesday, September 11, 2002
I have a confession to make. This morning when I woke up, I went through my morning routine with Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" cranked on my stereo. It gave everything a quiet intensity, especially when I did twenty one-armed push-ups. And now, it's nearly 5:00 p.m, and I have yet to take any shit from anybody. This is a far different experience when, about two years ago I played the same song during a love-making session with an ex-girlfriend and she kept laughing. It could have been the sweatband I wore on my head.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002
Komedy Koven Recommends: Bird's Nest Drink
When was the last time you visited your local Asian grocer? Are you a racist, or what? Well then hop on your Megway and rush down to the Asian beverage section. That's what we did. While the Super Supau energy drink and Soursop drink were fine, it was the Bird's Nest Drink that really... got our attention. Only one thing could have made it "better": tasteless balls of chewy, gelatinous goo.

we take off our pants... so you don't have to.