THE CULT OF MICROSQUISH
This is probably old news to most of you, but last night I was introduced to the miraculous abomination that is Steve Ballmer.
Watch "The Infamous Steve Ballmer Monkey Dance" and "Developers Developers Developers Developers" to get an idea of how truly fucking scary this guy is.
CUTE, LOVEABLE & MAD WITH POWER
Remember that boxy little kitten-killing guy
from way back? He's called "Domo-Kun"
and is part of the inexplicably adorable Nipponese media empire,
a loosely affiliated group of warlords including the Hello Kitty Gang
, the Mashimaro Front, Kogepan's Fearless Marauders, the Doraemon Militia,
and the Tare Panda Reactionaries.
YOU GOT YOUR ONION STICK IN MY CHICKEN RING!
Watch in horror as two worlds collide in this silly music video.