Komedy Koven

Tuesday, March 25, 2003
Noted military strategist M.C. Hammer invoked by U.S. Navy
"Make no mistake, when the president says go -- look out, it's hammer time," Vice Adm. Timothy J. Keating said aboard the USS Constellation. "It is hammer time. We are going to make the world safer for our children and our grandchildren."

Rest assured: the United States Armed Forces are "too legit to quit."

we take off our pants... so you don't have to.